Online Cash Advances

Online Cash Advances - Clubbing Seals

We've all heard of extinction at the hands of man - sailors land on some far distant shore, find a new species of bird, seal or ungulate that has never been exposed to humans before, and they kill them until they can't kill no more. Well, we're getting a taste of our own medicine with online cash advances. These financial tools are unlike anything we've ever seen, and we approach them without fear or even the slightest bit of doubt. This is our turf, there is no way these tiny little online cash advances can - OUCH! My savings!

Online cash advances are the alien colonizers

We are simply at the mercy of online cash advances - please don't hurt us!

• We need their assistance - our bills are increasing, our personal financial reserves stretching to their very limits before payday.
• We think we can handle their size - $500 plus a $100 fee? $600? No problem! Oh, you want that in less that two weeks?!!?
• By the time we're through with online cash advances we will be broke, tired, and wearing the mark of bad credit - meaning the only financial assistance we can find in the near future will be these same loans that beat us so savagely.

This was our land - it was mean and cruel and slow and always unsympathetic - but it was home, and if you watched your steps carefully and minded your own business you would survive. But now we have online cash advances, everyone's business is our business and we will stop at nothing to buy some of it - even if we know we can't afford it.

A great opportunity gone the way of the Dodo

We are stupid animals, and we follow our new financial fads like virgin species t the slaughter. We apply too easily, we acquiesce too quickly, and we agree to the terms and conditions set forth by the wrathful lenders looking for greater and greater profits - but we're wizening up. Soon enough only a few will be daring enough to apply for online cash advances. We are leaning our lesson and just in the nick of time - pretty soon a new loan will come along that will drag us through even deeper pools of mud.

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